Dad joke about chicken trying to cross the road is tricker than you think

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 28, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Have you wondered – what do you call it when a chicken stumbles as it crosses the street? The answer to this is totally unexpected!

Dad jokes centering on chickens and other birds are so common on social media that you may think you know the answer to most of them. But some real brainteasers are hidden gems of the Internet guaranteed to make the audience giggle. So, let’s take on the one about a chicken that stumbles while crossing the street.

What do you call it when a chicken stumbles as it crosses the street?

So, what do you call it when a chicken stumbles as it crosses the street? The answer is…

• A road trip!

You didn’t see that coming, did you?

‘Why are chickens so funny?’ joke will crack you up

If you liked the above funny riddle we have plenty of one-liners about chickens. But, you ought to hear the TikTok joke “Why are chickens so funny?” first, as it tops them all!

2023 kicked off with people asking why are chickens so funny and the TikTok with the answer became viral as one couldn’t stop laughing at it.

The joke stems from a video of a toddler carrying a chicken while a female voice in the background says: “Alright, tell your joke.” The background voice is heard asking “Why are chickens so funny?”

When the female asks “why”, the kid says “because” in a dragged voice, making the word sound just like the clucking of a chicken.

Funny dad jokes

Here are some of the funniest dad jokes perfect for any occasion.

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'He didn't like': Rio Ferdinand says Arsenal defender private messaged him after criticism

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 28, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Rio Ferdinand has shared that Arsenal defender Gabriel Magalhaes took exception to the Manchester United legend criticising him.

The six-time Premier League winner stated that, last season, he was critical of Gabriel Magalhaes’s game, how he is the ‘most likely’ to make a mistake from Arsenal’s backline and how he also isn’t the best of players on the ball.

That resulted in the 25-year-old privately messaging Ferdinand, who stated that whilst he ‘respects’ the Arsenal star for directly talking to him, rather than using an agent, he feels that the players of today ‘can’t take criticism’, as he told Vibe with Five.

The irony of all of this is that, as of this moment, Gabriel has been benched by Mikel Arteta – Ian Wright has expressed his ‘worry’ at the situation.

Even though the Brazil star formed a strong partnership with William Saliba last season, he has now found that Ben White has taken his place at the heart of the defence.

Ferdinand touched upon the player being dropped and how his previous criticisms have now come to fruition.

“I said that last year (Gabriel being the most likely to make a mistake),” said Ferdinand. “And he didn’t like it. He DM’d me. In the DM’s.

“This is a big thing, for me, with players today, they can’t take criticism. Players today, not all of them, I have had quite a few players who have come through their agents. I have said ‘don’t you get your agent to speak to me. You get your player to come and chat to me and I will chat to him, no problem’.

“Yes, he (Gabriel) come direct to me, which I respect that. But, at the same time, I don’t think he saw what I was saying for what it is.

“I am a centre-back and I am seeing certain traits in your game that you need to eradicate because your manager will see them and go ‘I don’t want them in my team’. It is kind of playing out now because he isn’t playing. It might be for the reason for what I said that ‘you can’t have a lack of concentration at times or he’s not as good on the ball as others’.”

Will Gabriel return for the Manchester United clash?

Thomas Partey has been playing at right-back for Arsenal because he is the only fit player Arteta trusts to play that inverted role.

But Alex Zinchenko has now returned from injury, so if he starts at left-back against Man United on Sunday, then that might see Partey return to midfield, White back to right-back and Gabriel coming back into the XI.

Gabriel himself will be hoping that’s the case because he surely has to have already knocked on Arteta’s door asking him why he isn’t starting. 

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'UFO' looking like a Christmas tree in the night sky was as huge as a football field

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 28, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

It has been nearly four decades since people in the Hudson Valley saw a “UFO” in the night sky shining bright like a Christmas tree. The alleged incident is as amusing years later as discussions about extraterrestrial lives are in full swing in 2023.

The speculations about the existence of “aliens” have gained huge momentum after scientists’ theories support the idea of “life on Venus“. And, in the wake of the UFO disclosure hearing recently, more sightings worldwide have been brought to the public’s attention. Still, you mustn’t believe everything you see.

‘UFO’ over Hudson Valley was indeed a rare sighting

One of the reasons why the supposed incident, which is believed to have occurred between 1982 and 1986, is so popular is because of the way the unidentified object has been described by the eyewitnesses.

The “UFO” was seen by multiple people in Hudson Valley and the majority of them described it as colorful, with multiple lights surrounding its girth.

An interview clip circulating on TikTok presents some of the most fascinating details about the supposed flying object through the eyes of the people who claim to have seen it.

One alleged witness said the UAP was nearly the size of a football field and looked like a “Christmas tree in the sky”, while another described it as a “city of lights”.

The public called for the government’s intervention as some were driven by the thought that aliens piloted the unidentified spacecraft.

Ufologists and believers are pushing for explanations

The UFO hearing with the United States Reps touched on multiple supposed UFO sightings, pushing the military and intelligence agencies to disclose information about UAPs.

Investigators including Dr. Steven Greer and former CIA John Ramirez have publicly spoken about the possible existence of aliens and the need for the government’s intervention as mankind is unaware of “impending” events.

Meanwhile, Peruvian villagers were petrified by predator-like “aliens” linked to “Face-Peelers‘ from mythology, only to realize they were actually illegal miners with jetpacks.

Similarly, another mind-boggling video on TikTok claims to show photos of the alien humanoid “Mona Lisa” apparently found in a crashed UFO on the moon. Whether to believe it or not is up to you because the wild claims lack evidence.

Interesting rumors and reports about ‘aliens’

The reports on extraterrestrial lives and the rumors they lean on are great sources of entertainment if not for anything else. If you wish to learn more about the related subjects, we have plenty of stories below that will blow your mind.

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• ‘UFO’ followers by jet plane in Sacramento is a ‘bad CGI’, argue TikTok users
• Unconfirmed ‘UFO’ in Russia video after warplanes ‘shot them’ claims is mind-boggling
• ‘Alien’ confirmation video on TikTok after UFO hearing is misconstrued
• ‘Lizard man’ on plane with ‘vertical wink’ theory is giving TikTok users chills
• ‘Reptilian shapeshifters theories make woman’s plane encounter even creepier

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I Am Legend 2 confirmed to have Will Smith and Michael B. Jordan

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 28, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Fans have been waiting for I Am Legend 2 to come out ever since the movie was confirmed, but is the trailer for it out?

I Am Legend managed to become a big hit when the movie was first released in 2007. Since then, people have been waiting for Will Smith to reprise his role. Luckily, the requests from the fans were heard as it was confirmed that the movie would be making a return.

Did the trailer for I Am Legend 2 release?

No, the trailer for the movie has not been released neither do we have a first look so far. On August 28, confusion rose among fans on social media when various edits from the first part started surfacing online alleging that a new trailer for the film was released.

In reality, there have been no new updates about the film. However, it is confirmed that the production for the movie has started.

At first, there were doubts about the film turning into a reality because of the Oscar drama involving Chris Rock and Will. Luckily, that fiasco did not have any impact on the production.

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What we know about the movie

In February, producer and writer Akiva Goldsman confirmed to Deadline that the production of I Am Legend 2 had started. It was further revealed that Michael B. Jordan will be joining the cast.

He said: “We’re starting with two projects that are fun and very much Warners; the sequel to I Am Legend, with Will and Michael B. Jordan, and the sequel to Constantine with Keanu Reeves that Francis Lawrence is going to direct. So I’m coming out of the gate fast. We’re doing it with JJ Abrams, and Francis Keanu and I have been pretty deep in the story-breaking stage.”

When I Am Legend was first released the movie grossed $585 million worldwide. The sequel brings the same expectations.

Last of Us has been an inspiration

In the same interview, Akiva noted that The Last of Us has been an inspiration for him. He said: “I’m obsessed with The Last of Us, where we see the world just post-apocalypse but also after a 20-30-year lapse. will be especially visual in New York. I don’t know if they’ll climb up to the Empire State Building, but the possibilities are endless.”

The sequel is expected to be closer to the original novel in terms of storyline.

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Report: Newcastle and Everton could move for £200,000-a-week defender

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 28, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United and Sean Dyche’s Everton are now being linked with Manchester United central defender Harry Maguire.

According to The Daily Mail, Newcastle United and Everton could make moves for Manchester United defender Harry Maguire in the final days of the summer transfer window.

The report has claimed that West Ham United are expected to make a move of their own for Maguire this week.

The Daily Mail has added that Manchester United will not send Maguire out on loan, but the Red Devils are ready to sell the England international.

The report has claimed that “Everton and Newcastle could come into the picture depending on injuries”.

Newcastle United have better chance of signing Harry Maguire than Everton

We believe that Newcastle United will have a better chance of signing Harry Maguire from Manchester United than Everton will this week.

While Everton are a big club, they almost got relegated from the Premier League at the end of last season.

And there is a distinct possibility that the Toffees could be fighting for survival again this campaign.

On the other hand, Newcastle are aiming to finish in the top four of the Premier League table this season, just like they did last campaign.

We think that the £200,000-a-week (SalarySport) Maguire would prefer a move to Newcastle to a transfer to Everton.

Sven Botman suffered an injury against Liverpool, and that could force Newcastle to try to find a replacement this week.

Maguire could be that replacement.

And his extensive experience in the Premier League and in European competitions would make Newcastle a better squad.

The defender has made 219 appearances in the Premier League so far in his career.

Maguire has scored 11 goals, given eight assists, and kept 56 clean sheets in those matches.

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‘I can’t remember him being this good’: Peter Schmeichel shocked by 'leader' at Tottenham

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 27, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Peter Schmeichel says he ‘can’t remember’ James Maddison being this good at Leicester City following his strong start in Tottenham Hotspur colours.

On Saturday, James Maddison opened his account for his new club when Ange Postecoglou’s Tottenham recorded a 2-0 win over Bournemouth – Real Madrid’s Jude Bellingham also shared his reaction.

Legendary goalkeeper Schmeichel thinks Maddison is being a ‘leader’ of this new-look Tottenham side and he is showcasing ‘responsibility’ by taking Harry Kane’s number ten number, as he told Premier League Productions (26/08/23 at 2:45 pm). 

As Ian Wright put it, when it was suggested that Maddison was headed to Spurs, it just felt right and now he is going to be a ‘danger to a lot of teams’.

The England international, even though he suffered relegation with Leicester last season, hit double-figure goals for the club for the second season running, including earning a ticket to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, despite not playing under Gareth Southgate for a number of years.

Well, he is already off the mark, raring to push even further and prove his worth to a set of fans that have already made him a crowd favourite. 

“I think that man Maddison has been at the heart of everything, he has played really well,” said Schmeichel.

“He had number eight, that was his squad number at Tottenham, he had it for about two days, then Harry Kane left and he asked for number ten. That’s a big number. That’s big responsibility. He has been the leader. Looked like the number ten and is carrying the responsibility.

“I thought of Maddison from his Leicester days a lot. I can’t remember him being this good. I never saw him play this well.

“All the headlines will go to him because he played very, very well – this man (Ange Postecoglou), in a short space of time, has changed something at Spurs.”

Maddison’s transfer is a long time coming 

There have been some who have suggested that Maddison should have been signed by Spurs three years ago, that’s after a certain Christian Eriksen left the club.

Whilst Daniel Levy wasn’t pro-active enough in making such moves, but it’s also it’s never too late.

And if truth be told, given the managers, and their type of styles, then Maddison, from an individual perspective, has arrived at the right time because Postecoglou is the perfect manager for his way of playing. 

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‘Not good enough’: Jamie O’Hara not a fan of 23-year-old Arsenal playmaker

By: Muhammad Saeed on August 26, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

TalkSPORT pundit Jamie O’Hara has said that Arsenal attacking midfielder Emile Smith Rowe is not good enough for the Gunners’ first team.

The former Tottenham Hotspur player has said on talkSPORT (5:42pm, August 26, 2023) that Emile Smith Rowe is not good enough to play for an Arsenal team who are aiming to win the Premier League title this season.

The 23-year-old, who can also operate as a winger, has yet to make an appearance in the Premier League for Arsenal this season.

The England international playmaker made 12 substitute appearances in the Premier League for Mikel Arteta’s side last season.

Jamie O’Hara verdict on Arsenal attacking midfielder Emile Smith Rowe

O’Hara made the comments about Smith Rowe while discussing Arsenal’s failure to win against Fulham in the Premier League on Saturday.

The London derby between the Gunners and the Cottagers at the Emirates Stadium ended in a 2-2 draw.

O’Hara said about Smith Rowe: “I don’t think he is good enough. He is not good enough to play in this team who are going to try and win the league.”

Emile Smith Rowe is a very good player, but he does face a huge challenge to play week in and week out for Arsenal.

Martin Odegaard is the creator-in-chief of the Gunners.

Arsenal signed Kai Havertz from Chelsea in the summer transfer window.

Yes, Smith Rowe can operate as a winger as well, but he is not getting into the Arsenal starting lineup ahead of wingers Gabriel Martinelli and Bukayo Saka.

And let us not forget that Arsenal also have Leandro Trossard on their books to play out wide.

Smith Rowe has made 67 appearances in the Premier League so far in his career.

The playmaker has scored 12 goals and given eight assists in those games.

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