Dad joke about a potato who reads the news is a real brainteaser

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 04, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

The dad joke – what do you call a potato who reads the news? – is a real brainteaser and we have solved it for you.

Funny one-liners never fail to amuse social media users and puns about fruits and vegetables are not too uncommon. Most of you would’ve heard the joke about an angry carrot or a broken pumpkin, but the puzzle-styled dad joke about a potato who reads news is tricky.

What do you call a potato who reads the news?

So what do you call a potato who reads the news? The answer is…

• A commen-tater!

Did that leave you scratching your head?

For the unversed, the term tater is short for potato. So commentator is a wordplay for a real commentator. Hence the potato that can read news is called a commentator.

Social media users find the answer tricky

The one above is indeed a funny dad joke, but only those who know the answer to the tricky question can laugh at once on hearing it. Several social media users couldn’t get it right.

“OK. I am going to find answer to this. Why is so hard,” said one.

Another added: “lol. I know what it’s called but it took me a minute to guess,” said another.

If you found the joke about a tater interested in the news funny, then you must know the one about fake potatoes.

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Newlyweds Joey King and Steven Piet's fortune is a result of numerous successful projects

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 04, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

We explore Joey King and Steven Piet’s net worth in 2023 as the couple reportedly tied the knot in an intimate wedding in Spain.

Joey King and Steven Piet dated for four years before getting hitched. The couple flaunted their love for each other on social media throughout their relationship but remained tight-lipped about their nuptials. Earlier this summer, the Bullet Train actress took a trip to California’s Napa Valley with family and close friends to celebrate her bachelorette.

Joey King’s net worth in 2023 explored

Joey has an estimated net worth of $4 million in 2023, reports the Celebrity Net Worth.

The 24-year-old began her career very young by appearing as a child actor in commercials. Even though she has starred in several noteworthy series and films, it was her portrayal of Gypsy Rose Blanchard on the Hulu series, The Act, that earned her the Emmys and the Golden Globes nominations. This is also where she met her future husband Steven.

One of her early television roles was in two episodes of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody on Disney in 2006, followed by her first film, Reign Over Me in 2007.

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She boasts appearances alongside several big names in the industry including Ryan Gosling, Steve Carell, Emma Stone, and many others.

Her most notable film appearances include Crazy Stupid Love, The Dark Knight Rises, The Conjuring, Bullet Train, and more.

Steven Piet has amassed an impressive net worth

Joey’s husband, Steven, boasts a net worth of $16 million, according to Popular Networth. He is a director and producer best known for creating episodes for series including Channel Zero, Briarpatch, and The Act.

Originally from Chicago, Steven studied film at the Savannah College of Art and Design. He returned to his home city to practice what he had learned before heading to Hollywood to establish his career.

He and Joey, first met while filming for The Act for Hulu in 2019. Speaking about working on the show that featured his now-wife, he shared in an interview: “As a director, you feel like you’re the emotional litmus test for the show. And when it works so well, it’s just so exciting to be there at that moment.”

Couple had an intimate wedding in Spain

Just Jared was the first to report about Joey and Steven’s intimate wedding in Spain. The couple reportedly tied the knot on the island of Mallorca, a source told the outlet.

They are yet to make their marriage official as neither of them has posted any update on social media or issued a statement.

Joey and Steven got engaged in February 2022 after almost three years of dating. She shared the sweet news along with a carousel showing adorable pictures of them together and captioned it:

“I never knew happiness could be so powerful that it can take the air from your lungs, overwhelming every part of you that you can’t help but feel your eyes well from the undeniable joy. I never knew that a person’s presence and heart could feel like a real home. I never knew love could be so unquestionably beautiful. I never knew until you.”

“The date was 2/2/22 when you asked me to marry you and made me the luckiest lady alive. I love you more than an Instagram caption could ever do justice. Hanging out with you forever sounds like a real dream, so let’s do it,” she wrote further.

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Report: Harry Kane now really trying to help £25m striker who snubbed Tottenham this summer

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 04, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Tottenham Hotspur wanted to sign Mathys Tel and Harry Kane is now taking a keen interested in the Bayern Munich wonderkid.

Harry Kane is really pushing Bayern Munich talent Mathys Tel after Tottenham Hotspur missed out on his signature.

That is according to Sky Germany reporter Florian Plettenberg, who reports that Tel ‘never wanted to leave’ Bayern this summer.

Tel only completed a £25million move to Bayern last summer but was already being linked away, just a year since his departure from Rennes.

Tottenham were interested in Tel according to The Telegraph and wanted to use Bayern’s interest in order to land the Frenchman.

That obviously didn’t happen but Kane was still able to make his move to Germany in August.

It’s stated that Tel ‘always’ wanted to stay put at Bayern and even rejected offers to leave the club in the final days of the transfer window.

One interesting note from Plettenberg is that Kane is now really pushing Tel internally at Bayern, seemingly trying to help make him an even better player.

That’s a terrifying prospect with Tel now in position to learn from one of the greats of the modern era.

Mathys Tel snub brought Tottenham to Brennan Johnson

Bild reporter Tobi Altschaffl and Plettenberg both made it clear that Tel had no interest in a move to Tottenham.

The 18-year-old is considered to be a player with huge potential and he wasn’t going to give up at Bayern after just one year.

In truth, five goals in 22 Bundesliga games wasn’t a terrible record and Bayern never seemed to really entertain the idea of letting him go.

Tel is thriving already this season and scored a late winner against Borussia Monchengladbach this weekend.

Tel deciding to stay rather than be part of any Kane deal meant Tottenham had to look elsewhere and, it took a while, but they have landed Brennan Johnson.

Johnson and Tel are both exciting young forwards with real pace and versatility across the front line.

Tottenham decide they wanted a flexible attacker rather than a like-for-like replacement for Kane, which is why targets like Tel and Johnson appeared.

Tel is only 18 and could become an absolute sensation, but you can be sure that Tottenham are very happy to have Johnson on board now.

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'We knew': Bruno Fernandes suggests Arsenal fell into Manchester United's trap despite win

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 03, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Bruno Fernandes has stated that Manchester United ‘wanted’ Arsenal to have ‘spells’ on the ball, so they could use it to counter-attack their opponents.

The Manchester United captain felt that happened and the Premier League showdown at the Emirates was ‘well-balanced’.

In the end, it was Mikel Arteta’s side celebrating because Declan Rice and Gabriel Jesus scored stoppage-time goals to help Arsenal to a 3-1 win, with Bruno Fernandes adding ‘It’s tough to lose the game the way we lose’, as he told Premier League Productions (03/09/23 at 7:05 pm).

Erik ten Hag will be frustrated with his players because, for the second season running, they opened the scoring at the Emirates through Marcus Rashford, but they left empty-handed – both Ian Wright and Micheal Owen were in agreement about Kai Havertz ‘mistake’.

Just like the days of Roy Keane and Patrick Vieira, this fixture had the blood and thunder nature to it, with a dominant midfielder coming out on top.

This is what Fernandes made of it all, as he admitted that the Gunners caused his team ‘problems’.

“It’s always tough to lose the game the way we lose,” said Fernandes. “I see a team fighting with a great spirit.

“We concede a late goal (Jesus) after trying to get the draw and then you concede another goal. Losing by one or two doesn’t make a difference. You have to make the result.

“But they have a good team. They play well. Also, they create a lot of problems to us. It’s good if the Garnacho goal isn’t offside. It could have come to our side. I think it was a good game for both teams, but they got the points, in the end.

“I felt the game was really balanced. They had some spells on the ball. But we wanted them to have the spells on the ball and we knew we could create the dangers on the counter because we have players with great quality when going in-behind.”

Arsenal win dramatic showdown

From Bukayo Saka’s possible red card challenge on Fernandes in the first half, to the awarding of the ‘dubious’ corner that led to Rice’s winner, it was all going off, from start to finish.

Whilst Manchester United fans will feel they were hard done by, at the end of the day, it’s another defeat away from home against a top side.

This is something Erik ten Hag has to get out of his team’s system, or else, they won’t progress.

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‘Big mistake’: Jamie Redknapp says Ange Postecoglou absolutely wrong about 26-year-old Tottenham player

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 02, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Jamie Redknapp has criticised Tottenham Hotspur head coach Ange Postecoglou for his decision on James Maddison against Fulham in midweek.

The former Tottenham Hotspur midfielder has said on Sky Sports Premier League (8:24pm, September 2, 2023) that Ange Postecoglou should have included James Maddison in the starting lineup against Fulham in the EFL Cup Second Round South tie at Craven Cottage in London on Tuesday evening.

Spurs lost the tie on penalties.

Maddison came on as a substitute in the 82nd minute.

Jamie Redknapp on Ange Postecoglou decision on Tottenham Hotspur playmaker James Maddison vs Fulham

Redknapp made the comments while reflecting on Tottenham’s win against Burnley at Turf Moor in the Premier League on Saturday afternoon.

Maddison, who joined Tottenham from Leicester City in the summer transfer window, started the match against Vincent Kompany’s side and scored one of the goals.

Spurs won against Burnley to continue their brilliant start to the new Premier League season.

Redknapp said: “They lost to Fulham in the Cup which is really disappointing, but the way to bounce back was today.

“James Maddison didn’t play in midweek, big mistake, I don’t think Bissouma started, which is another one.”

Maddison is one of the best English playmakers around, and we believe that he should have started against Fulham.

Tottenham need to win a major trophy soon.

The Cup competitions are very important for Spurs.

There was no need for Maddison to get a ‘rest’ so early in the season.

After all, he is only 26 now and Tottenham do not have European football this campaign.

Maddison has made four appearances in the Premier League so far this season.

The 26-year-old has scored two goals and given two assists in those matches.

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‘What a player’: Cristian Romero blown away by £170k-a-week Tottenham star after 5-2 win

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 02, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Cristian Romero lauded James Maddison on Instagram after he starred once more in the colours of Tottenham Hotspur.

After getting knocked out of the EFL Cup by Fulham in midweek, Ange Postecoglou’s Tottenham side headed into the Burnley game with a mixed mood.

Whilst they have started the new Premier League campaign in a strong fashion, the League Cup loss did dampen morale, well, only for a few days because they thrashed a sorry Vincent Kompany team 5-2 on Saturday, with captain Heung-min Son netting a ha-trick.

Already proving to be one of the signings of the summer, James Maddison got on the scoresheet once again taking his early season tally at Spurs to four goal contributions – although, legendary goalkeeper, Peter Schmeichel, has been critical of him.

For years, Tottenham have missed a player in the mould of Maddison and now that he has arrived, even without Harry Kane, he is singing and dancing like he’s a mixture of Rafael van der Vaart and Cristian Eriksen.

Maddison wrote on Instagram a simple message to the fans, with Cristian Romero posting in the comments section ‘What a player’. 

“Love this team 🤍 Happy Saturdays boys and girls 😁🍻🎯,” wrote the England midfielder.

Maddison has brought Spurs to life

For a number of years, the Spurs fans have had to watch some abject performances from their team.

But, under Postecoglou, all of that has now transformed and Maddison has been at the heart of everything.

The £170k-a-week star (Telegraph) has big shoes to fill because that playmaker role at Spurs has seen some of the club’s best ever thrive, including perhaps the best of them all, Glenn Hoddle – the ex-England manager has already shared his thoughts on Maddison’s arrival.

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'A real man': Calum Chambers & Alexandre Lacazette react to emotional Arsenal news

By: Muhammad Saeed on September 02, 2023 / comment : 0 HITC, news

Aston Villa’s Calum Chambers and Lyon hitman Alexandre Lacazette have hailed Rob Holding after he departed Arsenal and joined Crystal Palace on transfer deadline day.

On Saturday, the 27-year-old posted an emotional message to the Arsenal fans on Instagram and spoke about how he has been ‘lucky’ to represent the club.

Rob Holding spent seven years at Arsenal after he was signed by the club’s legendary manager, Arsene Wenger.

Whilst Holding showcased promise during the early stages of his career at the Emirates, he just hasn’t been able to progress as he would have liked.

But now he starts a new chapter in his career and will be hoping to help a vibrant Crystal Palace side progress towards the Premier League’s top ten under Roy Hodgson – the north London club have made a ‘£2 million profit’ on the centre-back.

When Holding sent his ‘heartfelt’ message to the Arsenal faithful on Instagram, in the comments section of his post, several players sent their well wishes.

Aston Villa defender Calum Chambers, who left Arsenal in 2022, wrote ‘What a man’, whilst Coventry City star and ex-Hale End academy product, Ben Sheaf added: ‘What a guy’.

Ex-striker Alexandre Lacazette added ‘A real man’. 

Right move for Holding

Given that a certain Gabriel Magalhaes is warming Arsenal’s bench of late, then it just proves how much of a tough task Holding had of earning game time under Arteta if he stayed on.

Added to that, the Gunners are back in the Champions League, so it’s no time for Arteta to play a weakened team.

This move to Crystal Palace allows Holding to earn regular starts and try to progress a career that has hit the roadblocks.

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